Diary of a Wimpy Girl

Wensday Today I had free P.E. I played the hoop and somersaulted. (illustration 1) And in options, the boy helped the teacher categorize the school supplies. I helped too (illustration 2)

Had the worst dream last night. (illustration 1) (illustration 2) Alien prank. When I woke up, I was panting sleepily but rapidly. (illustration 3)

Tuesday Cooking season started today. Mine was perfect at first, but when I put the flour on it turned into a cakerock. (illustration 1) In math, we had a big finish. But I fell flat because the sheet...was hard. (illustration 2)

Three things I do not like about being a kid: 1. I can't have a bird OR a cat. (illustration 1) Qolbi: Can we keep them, Mom? (Qolbi holding cat and bird) Mom: NO! 2. I always get bullied to or misunderstood to. (illustration 2) -Me in 1st Grade- Boy: We are not apes. Qolbi: YES WE WERE! 3. All that hardest homework. (illustration 3) - Qolbi doing her homework.

Home Work Help Thing they teach you in Arabic: 1. (illustration 1) If you can do as many words as possible, you get a whole sticker pack. 2. (illustration 2)-information coming out of a boy's ear Your homework gets harder the further you go. 3. 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1=9 (illustration 3)-Qolbi stresses in class. Arabic's meanings are hard.

Monday: Today in music (class) we learnt about beats. (illustration 1) Mr. P (teacher): "Does it have a beat?" - Yes - No But when music was finished, Mr. P stepped out of the door, it was TOTAL chaos. (illustration 2) And I said. (illustration 3) Qolbi: THIS isn't going well... Now it's chaos class. And there's this new kid at school that's practically a BULLY. (illustration 4) Teacher: Not a good behaviour. Student x: I'm gonna take your markers (in his head) Qolbi: Are you in for mischief? And he took the school's favourite scented marker. It was the best marker in the marker pile because it was colorphyll-scented. It was unfair move without asking, but I didn't want to get him grounded. (illustration 5) So I just kept it as a secret. And I had to tell mom it as a secret. (illustration 6) Qolbi: And he swiped the marker for his coloring... Mom: I see Qolbi. And then I went to it. (illustration 7) Qolbi: SO unfair about h...