Diary of a Wimpy Girl Book 1/4 (a story of a 6 years old kid)

At Night Today

There was an apocalypse at the playground today. I was shrieking like crazy when the kids tried to get me.

(illustration 1) Qolbi: Zombie tag is not FUN to me! It's spooky! AIEE! SHRIEEK. GALLOP. DASH. (Qolbi is chased by a kid)

I shrieked and screamed and cried and shrieked and puffed and galloped and SHRIEKED!

I ran through the dungeon....

(illustration 2)

On the trampoline..

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Random kid: RAHH!

Random kid 2: TAG!

Through the hallway...

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Qolbi: Hopp, they can't see me!

But those hiding places didn't go well. I found a shelled ball that looked like a pokemon ball. I proved that if touched the whole playground, it'll make the chase a happy place.

(illustration 5)

So, I tried it.

And it literally WORKED.

(illustration 6)

In the beginning we were playing "Crazy Merry-bo-Round"

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Qolbi: TOO MUCH HORSE POWER!

Random kid 1: TOO CRAZY!

Random kid 2: Faster, Faster.

But they changed their minds. They changed the game into complete HORROR. I was so horrified that I almost fell over. The chase was a game called "Horror In A Happy Place."

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Qolbi: SCREAAAM!

But I think I screamed a little TOO loud.

(illustration 9)
Qolbi: SCREEAAM!

I think WAY TOO LOUD.

I mean louder than a ghost scream.

(illustration 10)
Qolbi: SCREEAAAAAM!!!!

I mean louder than that.

(illustration 11)
Qolbi: SCREEAMMMM! (Qolbi becomes so small like a black dot)

I mean out to SPACE.

(illustration 12)
Qolbi: SCREAAAMMMM! (up to the space)

I mean to the MILKY WAY.

(illustration 13)
Qolbi : SCREAAM! (up to Milky Way)

OK OK, I know it's nonsense but I was afraid my scream was so loud it went to the black hole or something like that.

(illustration 14)
Qolbi: SCREEAM! (up to Black Hole)

I mean right smack into Allah.

BONK SCREEAM.

And if I tell this to Zayana, she'll just fall over chuckling and laughing too hard her head will fall off.

(illustration 15)
Zayana: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

I mean she will laugh so hard her body would fall to pieces .

(illustration 16)
Zayana' and Qolbi's bodies fall to pieces.

Along with me, too.

Until we explode.

(illustration 11)
Zayana and Qolbi explode.

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